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Original: 6/20/2009 6:54 PM
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Saturday, June 20, 2009

 There are two things.

First off, there is a subject which harbors a lot of confusion and facilitates misinformation which results in anti-good times for everybody. Foremost, everybody has my apologies regarding my treatment of this subject, and major apologies go out to a certain someone (you know who you are.) Now, lets put this to rest once and for all.

This is Blackjack:



This is Jack Black:



Secondly, for my painting class we are required to have a glass container of some kind to hold turpentine to clean oil paint off our brushes. I took one of my mom's nearly-empty spice jars, which held trace amounts of garlic powder, washed it out with soap and water, and filled it with turpentine.

A couple days later, I opened it up in class and it reeked like fucking garlic.

GARLIC WINS!


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I...can't tell the difference.
Posted 6/21/2009 2:36 AM by DepressedHomie - reply

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See, that's why vampires avoid garlic and no anti-vampire guides suggest putting turpentine around your windows as protection.
Posted 6/21/2009 7:39 PM by mark3905 Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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No, that's you.

Duh.
Posted 6/24/2009 1:31 AM by VanillaMcIceCream - reply

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Oh, Stephen. What would I do without your ... something?
Posted 6/27/2009 4:13 AM by VanillaMcIceCream - reply


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